deathtron300.

today i ate a burger. i'm pretty sure it was starting to make me hallucinate, shake and give me the shivers. like i was getting sick, or pinging. it was some fucked up shit. no joke.
you take the first bite, and its like "oh yeah. it's all good bit hot." second bite is like "goddaym this thing is getting fkn hot." third bite is like "OH MY FUCKING GOD GET ME A FUCKING DRINK BEFORE MY FACE LIGHTS ON FIRE AND I STICK MY HEAD IN A MOTHERFUCKING BUCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!" so, in saying that. i went and grabbed a 600mL carton of chocolate milk. i had 11mins to eat this fucker, instead i used that 10 remaining mins to drink my chocolate. my mouth was burning so bad that i had to rip open the carton to get more milk in my mouth. that plan didn't work, coz i ended up tipping all the milk down my top.
meanwhile, meng and ea shared the less hotter one. ea was fine. meng on the other hand was sweating, he looked like he got rained on. george had already eaten his burger.
meanwhile! stupid me had touched my fucking eye with the fingers i ate the burger with! minh told me not to touch my face, but i'm an idiot. so i raced to the toilet and washed my eye out. i seriously thought i was going to be blind in one eye. and i was crying in agony. i came back out. and all i see is george and ea sweating as much as meng was. they cried and died too :) EOS.