laugh.

"i don't think i should go to a katy perry concert.
i'm afraid i would have an erection. and that would be quite embarrassing."

- doodle.

hahaha oh you make me laugh. can't wait to take photos with your awesome camera and (not) drop it in a pond! ;D take photo's of all the celebrities you see in LA for me. so i can hate on them as much as i can. GO DIE AMERICA (Y)

- r

pasar malam.

how dare you fags drive there without me :( LOL

yep.

this is going to be interesting.

games.

i'm not sadistic,
i just like to play games.
seeing the way people react to different things amuse me. not in a way i want to see them hurt. but in a way that i can see who they really are.

- r

skank.

we may be two of metros biggest skanks. look out little boys :X LOL

deathtron300.

today i ate a burger. i'm pretty sure it was starting to make me hallucinate, shake and give me the shivers. like i was getting sick, or pinging. it was some fucked up shit. no joke.
you take the first bite, and its like "oh yeah. it's all good bit hot." second bite is like "goddaym this thing is getting fkn hot." third bite is like "OH MY FUCKING GOD GET ME A FUCKING DRINK BEFORE MY FACE LIGHTS ON FIRE AND I STICK MY HEAD IN A MOTHERFUCKING BUCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!" so, in saying that. i went and grabbed a 600mL carton of chocolate milk. i had 11mins to eat this fucker, instead i used that 10 remaining mins to drink my chocolate. my mouth was burning so bad that i had to rip open the carton to get more milk in my mouth. that plan didn't work, coz i ended up tipping all the milk down my top.
meanwhile, meng and ea shared the less hotter one. ea was fine. meng on the other hand was sweating, he looked like he got rained on. george had already eaten his burger.
meanwhile! stupid me had touched my fucking eye with the fingers i ate the burger with! minh told me not to touch my face, but i'm an idiot. so i raced to the toilet and washed my eye out. i seriously thought i was going to be blind in one eye. and i was crying in agony. i came back out. and all i see is george and ea sweating as much as meng was. they cried and died too :) EOS.

happy.

oh fat cat you have made my day :)

awkwardddd

i don't know what it is but this is starting to feel a bit awkward. how about we give it some time and space and see if this is still the same? drifting away may happen, but it always does right? SIGH.

my mum and dad left this morning. i'm sorta sad :/

- r

memory.

i only uploaded this photo coz simone doodle told me to upload some photos. i guess i'll be doing this more often then :) hahaha. SUP S-MON.
also, this photo is hell funny. just like joshy's face :X

- r

facts of life.

"germany and poland combined make pomany.
england and ukraine combined make enkraine.
china and aboriginals combined make wilson.
facts of life."

HAHAHAHAH. man you made my day :)

- r